Tuesday, September 15, 2009

I'm growing up so quickly

I am officially 24 years old!! I've been telling people (mostly patients) that I'm 24 for about 6 months now, so it is nice to not be a little liar anymore! Thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday and helped make my birthday wonderful! Join me for a trip down memory lane as I make a tribute to myself...Apparently I used to be a morning person and would wake up with bright, shining eyes... hence my nickname Twinkler
Me and the sis... don't you miss the days of linoleum and burnt orange draperies Mom?
These were my immodest days when I wore shirts that showed my midriff... luckily the swing covers it up here.Heather and I gave some great performances over the years on that fireplace.Could I be any cuter? I think not. Look at that angel face.
Some things never change. Once a food lover, always a food lover.My 4th birthday. Classic hairstyle.First day of Kind-e-garten.6th birthday.My very first bow. And yes, that is a unitard.I definitely rocked the fro look.
One day your little girl is coming home from Girl Scouts, the next she is taking a pelvic floor anatomy and rehabilitation class.My fashion sense has definitely gone downhill since these days.8th Birthday.Back in the days when I was taller than my little brother.There are so many awesome things going on in this picture.Baptism Day.
One of our favorite past times. Braces ruined all of our fun.
17th birthday on crutches after knee surgery.
Christmas in Hawaii my Junior year of high school.


High school graduation pics.


Heather's wedding 2005.

My 20th birthday.


Undergraduate graduation. I can't believe it has been 2 1/2 years! I'm still a Cougar at heart.

Birth of the CUTEST NEPHEW EVER!!

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

I have a problem

My productivity has drastically decreased since Saturday. All I think about is football, particularly BYU football. My ability to focus on anything besides football is practically non existent. I wish that there was a degree in football. My desire to be competent in all things related to BYU football is much stronger than my desire to be a competent physical therapist at the moment. This is a very bad thing. In an effort to combat this unfortunate situation, I am now studying up on how I would treat a patient if they came to me with an AC joint sprain – how I would diagnose it, treatment, prognosis, etc. Best of both worlds. Unfortunately, studying about Sam Bradford’s ability to return to sport is not going to help me with my doctoral project.

Monday, September 7, 2009

WE WON!! WE WON!! WE WON!! WE WON!! WE WON!!

So I am a little bit excited that my wonderful Cougars pulled out a HUGE victory against the Oklahoma Sooners this weekend! I'm even more excited about the fact that I GOT TO BE THERE!!!! Yes, it is true... I was among the loyal and faithful Cougar fans who made the long trek to Dallas, Texas to support the Cougs. Best decision ever. I almost didn't go because the tickets were SO expensive (thank you Jerry Jones). But last Wednesday, they opened up a bunch of standing room only tickets for $25 a piece (plus $10 in processing fees of course). So, after counseling with my trusty classmates, I purchased one despite the fact that I had no way to get down there and no place to stay once I got there. But then I started making calls and it all turned out like magic. My dad had enough frequent flier miles to fly me and a friend down there for free. Then my friend had some connections and was able to get us transportation, lodging, and food FOR FREE!! I never even opened my wallet on the trip, except to show my I.D. at the airport!


So the coolest part was that we got media passes, which gave us access to the whole stadium! We got to the stadium at about 1:00 pm and walked around talking to the tailgaters and OU fans. Then at 2:00 p.m. they let us into the UNBELIEVABLE stadium and I just kinda sat there in awe for 2 hours while they got ready for their pre-game show. Seriously, the main video board was as large as a house -- actually probably more like 2 houses. Plus there were 2 other screens on the sides of it. The views they showed on ESPN didn't do the place justice -- it was quite the stadium. Of course, when something costs 1.15 BILLION dollars, it had better be freaking amazing. They gave us stat sheets on the stadium and it said the video board weighed 1.2 million pounds and cost as much as the entire Texas Stadium was to build. Anyway, at 4:00 p.m. they started letting everybody into the stadium and so I wandered around for about an hour talking with the OU fans and the BYU fans. So lemme say this about OU fans -- they are a classy bunch. I went to the UW game in Seattle last year, and those fans were AWFUL. They literally made me want to cry. But the OU fans were so nice and friendly. Even after the game, they had nice things to say. Then I went back up to the press box and watched the game from there. Talk about a great view -- and the best part was sitting next to 3 guys who know the game of football inside and out and getting an analysis of the game as the game was happening. I was amazed at everything that they noticed in a 15 second play -- so many technical aspects that the majority of fans, even the most diehard, would never pick up because they haven't played at this level. I was in heaven. Of course, the fact that we were totally outplaying OU helped with that euphoric feeling. I won't even try to describe the excitement that I felt as BYU made the last touchdown and as the clock ran out and THEY WON! After the game was over, we hustled down to field level and went into the interview room and I waited in there for Coach Mendenhall with a sound recording do-da while the other guys went into the locker room to get player interviews. Then I got to be there and help record interviews of the players. So any of the interviews or press conferences you saw on TV or the internet -- I was there for that!!!!! Oh, and I was in the room when Jerry Jones popped his head in! Seriously, I was dying of happiness. I totally played it cool though, don't worry. Then we went back up to the press room and were there until 1:30 a.m. doing the post game show. Well, I just sat there and ate cookies while they did it. Oh that reminds me -- they fed us amazing food in the press box. Could life get any better? I submit that it cannot.


I was much more excited than my face shows in this picture.

A not so good picture of me in the interview room waiting for Coach Mendenhall and the players to come for the press conference.


View from the press box, just before the game started.




This is the only video I have with me actually in it.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Sometimes all you can say is "Oh well, that's life."

So get this...

Classes start at 7 a.m. every day except Wednesdays this semester. On Wednesdays we start at 9 a.m. So I'm thinking, "Perfect! I will go to the temple on Wednesday morning before class." So I go to the temple and have a wonderful experience doing baptisms. I get to my car and it takes me FORTY MINUTES to go from temple square to the U of U. That is like 5 miles! Apparently there was some walk-a-thon going on and then also just excessive amounts of drivers. Nothing I can do about it though, right? So I don't have enough time to go home and shower as I had planned. The night before I had gone running and took a shower, but didn't wash my hair cuz I knew I was going to the temple the next morning (is that TMI?).

So I get to the parking lot about 9:08, get to class about 9:12. Except the professor has LOCKED THE DOORS!! There were about 12 of us that she locked out of class because we were late! She literally shut the door at 8:59. She physically pushed one of my classmates out the door (who had just had ACL surgery!!) and told he was not welcome in class. Now keep in mind, we had no warning in previous classes that she would be enforcing this policy or that she would be giving us grades based on attendance. For the majority of us that were late, it was because of accidents or other traffic conditions -- conditions that WE COULD NOT CONTROL!! Well, I was bugged, but not too bent out of shape because of it because (a) it doesn't really matter to me whether I get an A, A-, or B+ -- it isn't going to affect how good of a therapist I am-- and (b) not a huge fan of the class anyway. I got to spend an hour and 45 minutes working on my doctoral project instead. So suffice it to say, it didn't totally ruin my day.

Then I get home around 2:30 only to find that the water has been turned off for like the EIGHTH month because my landlord "forgot" to pay the water bill. Again. So in the past, what he has done is just gone outside and turned it back on with a wrench or something. That is what he did 2 days ago when they turned it off. Apparently, they discovered he did this and came back and turned it off again, this time locking it.

We are pretty upset that this is happening again and that we are not going to have water all night long, but we handled it very well. Well some other things happened that weren't really in our control that I won't go into detail about, but he apparently had already had a bad day and this really pushed him over the edge. So he decides to serve us with a paper informing us that he is raising our rent by $200 a month!!! Unfortunately, our lease had expired in August and we were going month to month and so it is legal for him to do that. He is having us sign another year lease with the increased rent, or we have to vacate the premises by Oct 1. I've dealt with so many landlords the past 5 years, most of them crappy, so this isn't the first time something like this has happened to me, nor is it the worst thing that has happened to me. So again, I was upset but not too bent out of shape.

But what really ticks me off is that here I am, a full 24 HOURS LATER, and the water is still off. I can't shower (we're going on days now), I can't use the bathroom here, I can't cook the pasta that I had planned, and I can't even get a drink of water! I'm parched (said in a pouting voice)!

So in reality, my life ain't too bad if this is the worst I have to complain about, but COME ON!!!

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Recap of my recent life

Sincerest apologies to mi madre for not updating my blog sooner. I am now back in Utah, living in Sugarhouse, and finishing my LAST semester of classes FOREVER. After that, I will have two more internships until I'm Dr. Burton!!

So starting from the present and going backwards, here is a recap of my life since I last blogged.

Last weekend, I went to Moab with my BFF Red and it was FABULOUS! It was 99 degrees (NOT HUMID!!!) and not too crowded. We drove down Friday afternoon and hiked to Delicate Arch as soon as we got to Arches. We sat there and watched the sunset and then walked back under the twinkling stars :). Then we drove around and happened to find a local high school football game, which of course, brought joy to my heart. By then it was about 9:30 and we figured we better find a place to camp. We decided to sleep under the stars, and it was absolutely lovely. The next morning we went back to Arches and hiked to Landscape Arch, and then to Sand Dune arch (where we laid in the sand underneath the arch and took a nap). Then we went back into Moab and got some lunch and ICE CREAM. At 4:00 we went on a ranger guided tour of Fiery Furnace -- LOVED IT! By the time we finished, it was 7:30, so we headed back for home! Fantastic road trip, but then they usually are when it is just me and Red.

I started school on August 24th, and it started off at a sprint! This is gonna be one crazy semester for me. I'm taking 18 credits, plus my doctoral project is due on October 21st.

The week before that, I went to Education Week down at BYU for one day and I loved it. Nothing better than taking classes on BYU campus again... Oh how I've missed it!!! :) GO COUGARS! The other days of the week, I spent A TON of time reading books FOR FUN! I didn't do a lick of reading for class, even though I know most of my classmates were feverishly working on their doctoral projects. I would start a book about 10 am, finish it around 3 or 4, then go on a hike or play soccer with Red or something like that.

The week before that was spent at the Utah Operation Smile Student Retreat in Deer Valley and preparing for it. That was another wonderful experience. It was a Thursday, Friday, and Saturday event and someone had donated two of his "cabins" that were actually mansions for us to stay in. We had several motivational speakers come, the Magees were there, and I felt like the breakout sessions that I led were successful (despite the fact that I'm a horrible public speaker/motivator). It was in a beautiful setting -- up in the mountains surrounded by trees and nice crisp air. One of the houses had huge windows that overlooked Jordanelle Reservoir, and both nights it rained and there were amazing lightning storms and rainbows just outside the windows. Plus, I got to interact with the Magees, MY HEROES, on a one-on-one basis. It doesn't happen very often that you have an Operation Smile brainstorming session with the Magees a part of it!

The Saturday before that was my last Saturday in D.C. Very sad. I'm glad to be back in Utah with my friends and family, and I really really love it here in Utah and am happy here, but it was VERY hard to leave D.C. But, my roommates were so sweet and threw me a going away party and a bunch of the people I was close to out in D.C. came to say good bye. It was a perfect way to end my time living there.

That week immediately preceding my move back, I was in Southern Virginia for the Operation Smile International Student Leadership conference. Another fantastic, motivational experience. There were 450 Operation Smile students from all over the world there. There was a huge group from Ireland, Honduras, Vietnam, and South Africa, among other places. I was SO HONORED because I got an award at the opening ceremonies for my work here in Utah. The conference was held on the BEAUTIFUL campus of Christopher Newport University and everyone stayed in the dorms there. Because I wasn't there as a student, and I wasn't really in charge, I got the best of both worlds -- I got to participate in the conference events that I wanted to, but I also got to hang out with the VIP's like the Magees, the speakers, Senator Tribble, etc. It made me feel like I was something special too :). I tell you what -- I have never felt so motivated and inspired as I did at this conference. There were some AMAZING speakers and break out sessions. If you ever get a chance to hear Robert Pruitt speak, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT!!! His lecture took my breath away -- I'm pretty sure every person in that assembly hall felt the same way too. Marci Shimoff also spoke, and that was especially cool for me because I was put in charge of being her handler -- basically making sure everything went smoothly for her, helping her in whatever way she needed, escorting her to the places she needed to be, etc. She is one of the writers behind the Chicken Soup for the Soul series, and she recently wrote a book called Happy For No Reason, which she was kind enough to give me a free copy of, as well as the CD packet that goes along with the book. She was a fantastic speaker as well. There were numerous other speakers like Dallas Jessup (a 17 year old girl who has started an entire movement across the country and has been interviewed on shows like Larry King and Good Morning America, and has lectured for the FBI), one of the Lost Boys of Sudan, a presenter from Dale Carnegie, etc. We also got to go to Busch Gardens for one afternoon and ride the roller coasters. It was just a fantastic week.

The week before that was my last week at my internship. Tear. It really was sad for me to leave there too. I enjoyed it SO MUCH. I fit in very well there and I felt like they respected me as a physical therapist. I felt competent in what I was doing -- by the end, my clinical instructor would sit in the break room and make phone calls and just let me do my thing because she trusted me. I also felt very special because several patients brought in cards and gifts to say goodbye and thank you. The secretary also said that by week 6, I had patients actually requesting to be on my schedule!! That made me feel SO good!

Let's see... two weeks before that, I went to NYC for the first time for a weekend. I rode the Chinatown bus up for $46 roundtrip (a BARGAIN when you take into account gas and the insane amount of tolls on the way up there). It was about a 5 hour ride up, but after driving to and from Alaska, 5 hours ain't no thang anymore. I met one of my classmates up there, and in the 2 1/2 days we were there we squeezed a ton in. We went to Times Square twice, Central Park twice, the MET, Ground Zero, Greenwhich Village, Staten Island, Ellis Island and the Statue of Liberty, Wall Street, Catholic mass at St. Patrick's Cathedral, Mormon Church... I think that is everything. We stayed in a hostel by Central Park (I am a HUGE fan of staying at hostels). The whole trip was so much fun.

On July 4, I went down to the Mall with my roommate for all the celebrations. If you are gonna be anywhere for Independence Day, the Nation's Capitol is the place to be. We set up our blankets in between the Capitol Building and the Washington Monument and went and watched the parade and wandered around. It was REALLY hot and humid, and I started to break out in a heat rash. By three o'clock things started to get really bad for me -- I RAN to a restroom in one of the Smithsonians, and ended up having to lie on the floor of the bathroom stall for about 5 minutes because I was about to pass out. Gross, I know, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. So I ended up hopping back on the metro and taking it to my lovely friend Melissa's apartment, which isn't too far from the Pentagon, and taking a nap there. I ended up watching the fireworks from her rooftop (she lives in an 18 story high rise), which was really neat because it was still really close to the fireworks at the Mall, but I could also see literally hundreds of fireworks displays all over the area at the same time.

Now, part of the reason I gracefully passed out in one of the Smithsonian bathrooms was due to the humidity and heat, but most of the reason I did was because I got a PARASITE while I was in Mexico. One evening after a carnival that we put on for the little town, one of the ladies made us dinner. The options were soup or some variation of tortillas, tomatoes, lettuce, and meat (which we had been eating for almost every meal for 9 days). So I'm thinking, sweet I'll have the soup! WRONG!!! There were 3 of us that ate the soup: one guy who had been home from his Spanish-speaking mission for 6 months, me, and another guy. Me and this other guy end up getting REALLY sick. Let's just say if I was more than 30 seconds away from a bathroom, I was in serious trouble. I won't go into detail, but think of worst case scenario, and that is what it was like. I spent the last few days flat in bed, barely ate anything for days, had a fever, and was taking about 16 pills a day. One night was particularly bad. I got up to go the the bathroom 2 times and barely made it back to my bed before I felt like I was going to pass out. The third time, I didn't make it back. The last thing I remember is sitting on the toilet. I vaguely remember hitting my head on the sink counter, and then the next thing I know, I'm laying on the cold bathroom tile with my underwear still at my ankles. I was so exhausted that I laid there for probably 10 minutes before I made myself decent, and then I laid there another 10 minutes before I was able to get up and go back to my bed. I got a priesthood blessing the night before we left Ocotlan, and I know that is the only reason I made it back to Utah without any "interesting" experiences. We had a two hour bus ride to Guadalajara (no bathroom on the bus), stayed the night there, then got to the airport 3 hours early, then had a four hour flight back to SLC. I was supposed to have a 5 hour layover in SLC, but as soon as my parents picked me up at the airport, I was right back to how I was before the blessing. Luckily, my dad was able to change my flight to the next morning, and then luckily, my work didn't want me to come back in on Wednesday or Thursday and we had Friday off for the holiday. Thank goodness because I laid in bed that whole time except for when I went to the restroom.
This is the moment of my big mistake -- I knew it was gonna be a mistake, I just didn't realize how big of a mistake it was. But when a very poor person offers you food, what can you do??Me at one of the places that we did physical therapy consults at. These were homemade parallel bars (for walking) for little kids.A group of us went to Mormon church on Sunday.


They took us on tours of two different tequila factories one day, complete with complimentary drinks. I'm pretty sure there was a lot of underage drinking going on.


We did A TON of painting -- trees, buildings, playgrounds, etc. You name it, we painted it.

Anyway, that is a VERY LONG update on what is going on in the life of Andrea Marie Burton.